Nos adentramos en un nivel B2 o C1 de inglés, cuando ya es posible mantener conversaciones informales con nativos. Para amenizarlas y caer mejor, un buen recurso es utilizar las bromas en inglés o «jokes in english». Las que os promonemos son «blancas», así que no temáis a ser groseros. Además son fáciles de recordar y de entender para utilizarlas en los contextos adecuados.
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Chistes cortos en inglés británico
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There is no menu. You get what you deserve.
A man tells his doctor: «Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter».
Sorry, I’am afraid I don’t follow you.
What did one hat say to the other?
You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
I got my mother a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
Can February march?
No, but April may.
Chistes clásicos en inglés británico
I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, ”How flexible are you?” I said, ”I can’t make Tuesdays.
Doc, I can’t stop singing the ‘Green Green Grass of Home‘. He said: ‘That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome’. ‘Is it common?’I asked. ‘It’s not unusual’ he replied.
I’m on a gin diet. I’ve lost three days already.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
Why doesn’t England have a designated kidney bank? They have a ‘Liverpool’.
Why don’t we americans eat snails?
Cause we like fast food.
How do we call a bee in America?
A USB.